I Built an AI Assistant for the Most Legendary Car in the Balkans

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge 🚗 Golf 2 AI Assistant™ The first AI that thinks like a Balkan driver What I Built While the world is busy building AI for self-driving cars, I asked a more important question: What if AI behaved like someone who refuses to sell their Volkswagen Golf Mk2? So I built Golf 2 AI Assistant™ — a completely useless (but highly accurate) AI that: ignores real data gives confident but questionable advice and always knows “a better way” This is not artificial intelligence. This is artificial Balkan intelligence. Demo 🎬 Imagine this scenario: You: “Navigate to city center” AI: “Ma znam ja bolji put.” What happens next: You go through 3 random villages You stop for coffee you didn’t plan You question your life decisions You arrive 30 minutes late. AI: “Eto vidiš, stigli smo.” Code function navigate(destination) { console.log("Ma znam ja bolji put."); const route = Math.random() > 0.5 ? "prečica" : "duži ali sigurniji put (nije)"; if (rout